Today, I questioned a cartoon's manhood.

I received a text from the Danno today.  He likes to send me the occasional brain teaser, like the one below.  I am convinced he's absolutely batshit insane sometimes think he might have some issues (you know I'm just kidding, right?).



Danno: Question: Which one of the looney tunes do you suspect had the biggest online pharmacy?



Me: Well, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam are out.  The violent temper and affinity for firearms indicate insecurity and a need to over-compensate.



Me:  Based sheerly on the laws of proportion, I'd say the abominable snowman.  Biggest character=biggest penis.



Me:  Incidentally, my phone forces me to spell out penis.



Danno: Yeah, I was in the same boat, combining Pen and Is, but my phone learned it after the first time I used it. :-)



Danno: Your insights into this sensitive matter are much appreciated.



Me: Hey, I'm here to help.

This is a man with some masculinity issues to work out.  Source